Monday, February 15, 2010
PLEASE.
i have to admit it's not really bothering anyone but me, but i would give so much at this exact present moment to go THIRTY SECONDS without emitting gas from some part of my body and/or compulsively eating a cookie.
this is the kind of thing you can't really say in public because i know there are lots of people who'd give their eye teeth to be pregnant, and so making a joke about it isn't funny, but . . . man. even the monkey just looked at me and said, "really?" and i don't know if he meant the fifteenth belch or the fourth cookie, but really, either way.
i remember when i was a relatively lady like and skinny person. it was september. maybe from now on it's just pudgy and farty. good thing i got married first.
this is the kind of thing you can't really say in public because i know there are lots of people who'd give their eye teeth to be pregnant, and so making a joke about it isn't funny, but . . . man. even the monkey just looked at me and said, "really?" and i don't know if he meant the fifteenth belch or the fourth cookie, but really, either way.
i remember when i was a relatively lady like and skinny person. it was september. maybe from now on it's just pudgy and farty. good thing i got married first.
