Thursday, May 01, 2008
Dr. Future Professor visits the bad place.
so, the best one is coming west this spring--at least as far west as las vegas. and we thought it might be a nice chance to see her and her lovely man. so we plotted and planned, and figured out the likely cost of the drive, and in something like the gambling spirit, secured a bargain room just off the strip via the priceline name-your-own deal, where you don't get to know which hotel it is until after the deal is done.
which is the only way, frankly, i would ever end up staying at THE HOOTERS CASINO.
the HOOTERS CASINO, where according to an online review site,
"The Blackjack dealers wear orange hotpants and want you to stare at their buns. They've got some nice looking buns. Lotsa guys in here. The Nippers Pool is clothing optional. The slots are tight."
ladies and gentlemen, the slots are tight.
which is the only way, frankly, i would ever end up staying at THE HOOTERS CASINO.
the HOOTERS CASINO, where according to an online review site,
"The Blackjack dealers wear orange hotpants and want you to stare at their buns. They've got some nice looking buns. Lotsa guys in here. The Nippers Pool is clothing optional. The slots are tight."
ladies and gentlemen, the slots are tight.
