Friday, April 21, 2006
we ought to take this shit on the road.
singing: "i know what girls like! i know what boys want . . ."
"it's 'guys.'"
" . . . really?"
"'i know what guys like, i know what boys want.' that's cute, though, how you've coerced popular culture into affirming your worldview."
"i thought that was the point of the song. that she was, you know, ready for anything."
"how old were you when that song came out? seven?"
"i dunno. i figured out my worldview early."
"hey, did you know you're the same age as the roosevelt island tram?"
"is this apropos because the tram is also bi?"
"well, it definitely goes both ways."
"it's 'guys.'"
" . . . really?"
"'i know what guys like, i know what boys want.' that's cute, though, how you've coerced popular culture into affirming your worldview."
"i thought that was the point of the song. that she was, you know, ready for anything."
"how old were you when that song came out? seven?"
"i dunno. i figured out my worldview early."
"hey, did you know you're the same age as the roosevelt island tram?"
"is this apropos because the tram is also bi?"
"well, it definitely goes both ways."
