Friday, March 03, 2006
a letter from northwestern university.
dear LUELLA BYRNE,
thank you for your recent application to the interdisciplinary theatre Ph.D. at Northwestern. unfortunately, the admissions committee has decided not to recommend your skanky ass for admission this fall. let me take this opportunity to say that we recognize how frustrating this must be--there were many applicants of outstanding quality, and then there were some who were totally hot, and then there was you. the decision-making was complex.
we would, of course, welcome your application next year, should you make some famous friends and try not to drool so much on your application envelope.
BFF,
Tracy Davis
PS: spelled your name wrong on purpose, biyatch.
thank you for your recent application to the interdisciplinary theatre Ph.D. at Northwestern. unfortunately, the admissions committee has decided not to recommend your skanky ass for admission this fall. let me take this opportunity to say that we recognize how frustrating this must be--there were many applicants of outstanding quality, and then there were some who were totally hot, and then there was you. the decision-making was complex.
we would, of course, welcome your application next year, should you make some famous friends and try not to drool so much on your application envelope.
BFF,
Tracy Davis
PS: spelled your name wrong on purpose, biyatch.
