kerouac says

i wanted to share this: a list of names favorite names i encountered during the old job's customer service duties:

burdette sciabbarrasi
sandy bot-miller
prudence grand
estelle terra-nova
hyacinth morgan
charla mustard-foote
karma gelck
patience prestridge
phoebe poos-benson
and
john lazor.

i am not a little worried that a few of these people are going to google themselves and find this list and think i'm mocking them; i don't mean to. i would gladly change my own name for some of the names on this list (poos-benson!).