kerouac says

today, i had three girls come in for a group session. mostly, they wanted to talk about boys. i asked them what they looked for in a boyfriend:

they said:
"nice smile."
"yeah. and a good body."
"a butt!"
"ABS!"

me: "what about . . . you know, if he's nice or not?"

"yeah. also nice."

me: "but what if it came down to 'nice' or . . . like, something about how he looked?"

they said: "ABS!"