Friday, January 16, 2004
only in front of your loved ones.
the monkey: "you know that actress, liev schreiber?"
me: "liev schreiber is a man, honey."
monkey: "no, not liev schreiber . . . liv tyler."
me: "liv tyler? vaseline-lens arwen?"
monkey: "no, crap . . . she's in 'aunt dan and lemon' on broadway . . ."
me: "you mean lili taylor?"
monkey: "right. that's what i said."
me: "liev schreiber is a man, honey."
monkey: "no, not liev schreiber . . . liv tyler."
me: "liv tyler? vaseline-lens arwen?"
monkey: "no, crap . . . she's in 'aunt dan and lemon' on broadway . . ."
me: "you mean lili taylor?"
monkey: "right. that's what i said."
