kerouac says

i get a lot of resumes from abroad for the "internship program" (also known as, "the couch") here at the office, and today one arrived with this listed under "hobbies":

>>Also I like walks on nature, especially, with my dog of breed Levretka.<<

oh. he wins.

also, one year ago today was my first day without the monkey, and my first day telling you about it. there you go.