Friday, March 07, 2003
i bet you one million dollars i did something this morning that none of the rest of you did.
i got naked in a swimming pool and posed for art photos with my college roommate.
and i got paid.
i'm a little disturbed that i'm . . . i dunno, envious of her because she could do cooler poses longer underwater than i could. silly. like that's ever going to come again. yeah, but how long can you drape saffron-colored chiffon around your naked self in a semi-heated pool? i do, think, however, that some of the pictures of us are going to be very nice (in case you're wondering, this is not slutty stuff. not that i have this terrifically high slut standard, because, um, i don't. but it isn't). later, i will show my children:
"who is that in the mermaid pictures?"
"that's me and your auntie K."
"that's not you. where are your fat rolls and ceasarean scar? and what's that shiny earring in your bellybutton?"
"oh, eat some pudding, whydontcha."
i got naked in a swimming pool and posed for art photos with my college roommate.
and i got paid.
i'm a little disturbed that i'm . . . i dunno, envious of her because she could do cooler poses longer underwater than i could. silly. like that's ever going to come again. yeah, but how long can you drape saffron-colored chiffon around your naked self in a semi-heated pool? i do, think, however, that some of the pictures of us are going to be very nice (in case you're wondering, this is not slutty stuff. not that i have this terrifically high slut standard, because, um, i don't. but it isn't). later, i will show my children:
"who is that in the mermaid pictures?"
"that's me and your auntie K."
"that's not you. where are your fat rolls and ceasarean scar? and what's that shiny earring in your bellybutton?"
"oh, eat some pudding, whydontcha."
